The best part is, you don't need a pilot's license to operate this simple pleasure. The Video Massage Chair is very user-friendly, in both functional and operational respects. Although as you read this, I assume you are in some sort of executive chair or maybe even a kitchen chair. Either which way, you're chair pales in comparison to the inherent comfort and ergonomic excellence of the Video Massage Chair. There... I said it. But with the rights to make and rent the chair come the concomitant bragging rights. And so I ramble...

Back to the point. The headpiece of the massage chair is a resting support for the face. This resting support has a nicely sized aperture (hole) for a scientifically proven vantage point perfectly angled at the television monitor. The monitor is capable of cable hook-up as well as its primary function - reading DVDs. When the monitor is hooked up and rearing to go, the (optional) headphones extend to the resting support surface so that both the auditory and visual experiences are realized and even maximized.

If you look at the picture above, you can understand what the viewer will see while their head is resting on the support. Imagine the chaos of the trade show wafting through the air. The sounds of deals being made, broken, or discussed. The pure, unadulterated confusion turning the air into a suffocating ether. Now, picture yourself resting in the massage chair, meditating away from the chaos and concentrating entirely on the video in front of you. Getting in tune with the infomercial universe. The strong masseuse hands on your back, kneading the knots from tension to an effusing euphoria.